2008

Brilliance, from Timfite.com

World, meet the Reduced Effort stapler by Swingline. Because...

I actually just LOL’d at the last...

I saw my first Faces of Death almost exactly 15 years ago...

Dear New Yorkers, Enough with the horns. xome

too cute. (via the abandoned places group on LJ)

4 different printable Palin Bingo cards to print out and...

I made this little poster for the debate party at Union...

Me, this weekend.

OMG I have wondered for the past 10 years if someone was...

Diane Arbus, 1967

free baby milk or it going in the trash

(source)

"Alaska Women Reject Palin" was largest...

New Yorkers and cyclists, please read this &...

Gloria Steinem is my hero

I know this has been forwarded and reposted in 100 e-mails and blogs in the past few days, but just...

New York, New York

I got to see one of my favorite bands play an amazing $10 secret show in a teeny tiny little venue...

Oh the things I wish I would have said...

Caller: Yes, I was wondering if I could get more information about the event tonight?
Me: Sure. what would you like to know?
Caller: Is clothing optional?
Me: Uhhhh . . . .
Caller: I'm a nudist
Me: Well, it's a . . . well uhhhh. . . .it's a business so no, you have to wear clothes.
Caller: Is there any reason for that?
Me: Well, we serve food, for one.
Caller: Oh. I see. Ehhh - ok. Thanks for the info.

Explosively exciting day

The entry hall ceiling below our roommates shower caved in this morning. Or rather exploded all over...

Hey Lisbon, see you this spring!

I re-organized my closet based on color. It looks worse than...

At the beach this weekend. Sarah’s cruiser, my...

My mom is a blogger now. For whatever reason, I am very uncomfortable with this fact.

Last night we packed a picnic & watched The Shining at...

I like these shoes, but I like the description of them even...

I am old.

This winter will mark the first time in my lifetime of fashion that something I used to love to wear...

Someday when some rich uncle I didn’t know existed...

Instructions for rocking:

Go Here: Rcrdlbl.com and download the new Matt & Kim song for free! Then have trouble sleeping...

I Heart Michelle Williams. rach: LOVE these photos of...

Also I would like to purchase this hot dog purse and make it...

Umm, I kind of love this “toast” coin purse.

The number of copies of the Onion distributed weekly among...

Here I am this morning checking myself out on page 21 of the...

Haha. I LOL’ed at my desk. watcheroftheskies: The...

OOOH! The new tumblr dashboard has arrived!

Poor Mike the Headless Chicken. The little trooper lived for...

(via flickr)

This weekend I was telling some new Brooklyn residents about...

My friend saw Obama at the airport today. Check him out with...

“Night was a wonderful time in Brooklyn in the 1930s. Air...”
—  ISAAC ASIMOV

Is my phone possessed or did t-mobile...

Lately I’ve gotten some strange calls from weird 11-digit numbers, unavailable numbers, and...

this is like the greatest thing I’ve ever...

OMG Must find Venus Zine now

My good friend Bree just told me theres a photo of Julio and I from our awesome photoshoot with...

I love winter as much as I love summer. Without one the...

Roomorama

Oh Muxtape, get well soon!

Overheard in line at the grocery store...

Dad: Ok, hand me the salad container
Little girl: No! Why!?
Dad: Because we have to pay for it now.
Little girl: But Whyyyy!
Dad: Because we live in a capitalist society!

Are you kidding? You’re never too old for...

I just got those totally sweet shoes I ordered in the mail. They’re surprisingly comfortable...

Oh no not cupcakes again!

I just found this cake mold that makes a giant cupcake cake! It’s 8” in idameter and...

Keepin' the dream alive

I just realized that until I read that Muxtape/RIAA article, I hadn’t heard Jakob...

Muxtape Shut Down By RIAA?

I feel very strongly that the word “elegant” should only be used in reference to evening...

This is the most interesting thing ever (thanks, Rach!)....

www.holganizer.net

I know I did one like this before, but this time I got...

Sad but true.

I fucking told you. (via flickr)

My friend just told me about a town called Shitterton so I...

Yes,

I would like to dress as a panda and take to the streets in a mob of other like-minded people, armed...

People of New York, please go here and tell...

Oh eek this is brilliant! I’ll have to look these up...

Banana is For Lovers

While wasting time tonight I wondered if there is a town anywhere called “Banana”...

And this is what I choose to do when I...

I just did a search for “fart” on yelp and now I’m reading all of the reviews with...

On tumblr v4:

You know how sometimes someone smiles at you and everything about them is so shiney and perfect that...

Highlight of my day.

The sidebar on the tumblr radar is starting to resemble one big Cathy cartoon.

I'm upgrading to a DSLR

I’m sick of my worthless Sony point & shoot letting me down all the time and the reality...

OMG It is actually sparkling! My friend had an orange one in...

So, uhh, anyone feel like giving me $18,000? I totally...

I would like to meet the person who came up with the idea...

I have some similar Steve Madden ones, otherwise I’d...

Hmmm. Something tells me you’re not supposed to put...

Wood grain Velocity rims. I want these so bad!

I can’t decide if these are really cute or slightly...

My friend found this while snorkeling yesterday. It was...

Oh Tumblr, I’ve been cheating on you. I started seeing LJ again on the side. It’s a hard...

We had the MOST fantastic time skating at Dreamland at Coney...

This is how horror movies begin.

I just got a really creepy call from an 11 digit number which matches up to no country and has no...

I’d like this.

Can I buy an iphone in Germany and bring it back to the US to use it?

Listen

I stepped out onto my stoop this morning and immediately...

Listen

This looked a lot better on the tiny little LCD screen while...

Life is probably pretty great if your biggest dilema is...

Same brand. These cheap shoes will be the death of me.

These are fucking adorable. They look painful. But possibly...

The people at Geekhouse Bikes have a powdercoat process that...

I am on fire!

I love computers and the internet! I just spent 3 hours doing what used to take me all week at work....

This is the view from the back deck where I eat my deli...

And what have I been trying to tell you...

The 2004 Picunche Sauvignon Blanc won a gold medal in the San Francisco Wine Competition. I...

Deftest? Seriously? Well, you know what...

bagcoffee: onemoretimewithfeeling: bagcoffee: nudawn: allgrownsup: I thought the new Batman...

I wish people I used to work with at NIPP would stop dropping dead. :(

Honestly,

I thought the new Batman sucked. There, I said it.

I love my hood.

Adventures in being a girl.

I just tried to wax my own upper lip and narrowly missed burning the house down. The wax tub had a...

Is it just me or is American Apparel the new UNITS?

Oh make it stop make it stop!

OHMYGOD I just did a google for my name and found some gross girl with my same exact name on...

Jezebel: New Go! International For Target...

This kitchen is like a Mark Ryden print come to...

"If you don't subscribe to Miniature Donkey...

Ahh Craigslist.

so good.

I don’t like the new last.fm.

Listen

My first day in our new 3rd floor loft offices is tomorrow....

I’ve been working for the past 6 months in a basement...

Oh yes, It’s another one of those photos.

No weekend spent lying on the beach could be all that bad.

That would be so cool to have been the Nirvana...

It's cool and rainy

And Seaweed Actions and Indications popped up on my itunes. I had forgotten how much I love this...

(The Bearder Line)

I’m feeling inspired to get some 14-eye oxbloods with bright red laces. Actually, I’d...

“I’d rather have another Ikea,” said John Varonian, who has...”
— Well isn’t that the...

T-shirt by Despair Wear.

So who do you think “Dog” is?

Starbucks and the unspoken casualties,...

It’s funny someone mentioned how most small towns have all of those exact same big box stores...

The Company Store

I understand the argument against what I said, which is why I said “whenever possible”...

Listen

Elizabeth Taylor wardrobe still from Cat on A Hot Tin...

“There have been other, more brazen ways in which Starbucks...”
— Clustering: The Starbucks...

Ps:

I already know I’m going to get a big backlash from this Starbucks rant. Plain and simple, I...

Starbucks and the unspoken casualties

Starbucks has released the big list of stores it will be closing. People seem really torn up about...

Computers

Can someone please explain to me why it is that you can fit everything a computer needs into the...

Oooh, last.fm has a fancy new look!

Project Runway

I already have a favorite. Kenley, the daughter of a tugboat captain (!!!!!!!!!!) provided us with...

Real World changes location again, picks Red...

There’s a bodega down the street with a giant sign in the window that says “We Have...

Festivus for the rest of us.

watcheroftheskies: America’s Regional Hot Dog Styles

Listen

Sub Pop wine! Also on my desk this morning. When someone...

Eames stamps!These were on my desk this morning. Thats how I...

Stranger things have happened. Or not.

I was just walking down 8th Ave in Brooklyn surrounded by multi-million dollar brownstones and...

Give people an inch and they take a mile

Especially with photoshoots. I love how a “quick favor” for a 4-person band a...