Oh the things I wish I would have said...
Caller: Yes, I was wondering if I could get more information about the event tonight?
Me: Sure. what would you like to know?
Caller: Is clothing optional?
Me: Uhhhh . . . .
Caller: I'm a nudist
Me: Well, it's a . . . well uhhhh. . . .it's a business so no, you have to wear clothes.
Caller: Is there any reason for that?
Me: Well, we serve food, for one.
Caller: Oh. I see. Ehhh - ok. Thanks for the info.
Sep 3rd