I don't have any resolutions.
(This image by someone named Andrew Karcie. I stole it from nymag.com.) This year has been insane....
Dec 31st
Hello Kitty contact lenses. I’m becoming desensitized...
Dec 31st
Remember this? Funny how things cycle back - Elizabeth and...
Dec 31st
And speaking of image appropriation and...
I did a photoshoot with Stereotyperider for some album covers a few years ago where they wanted them...
Dec 31st
Deconstructing Lichtenstein
I was dissapointed when I recently found this website, which shows side-by-side comparisons of Roy...
Dec 31st
New York, New York
One of my favorite ways to start the day is the new Gothamist crime map. How else would I have...
Dec 31st
Amateur Night
For NYE I didn’t want a sequined dress because thats what everything with a vagina will be...
Dec 30th
Ink
I need to get tattooed soon. It’s been about a year and I’m going crazy. Julio and I...
Dec 30th
I really like this guy’s work. Its like Keith Harring meets Mark Ryden.
Maybe I’ll...
Dec 29th
“Why prom sucks in San Francisco” Stolen...
Dec 29th
For $29 I look hot, but
My UNIQLO extreme skinny jeans are cutting of the circulation in my giant man-like calves.
Dec 28th
Dave Mustaine has 51 parasites in his body.
Dec 28th
LiLo's sister: cute boots, camel toe....
Dec 27th
I'm officially the worst blogger ever.
Its the holidays and I’m too busy (check one) - sleeping - having sex - shopping - drinking...
Dec 27th
We heard a loud thump and a crash in the house last night but didn’t really think anything of...
Dec 24th
LAist: LAPD Leaves Body in Car at Crash...
Dec 23rd
More free "Best of 2007" MP3s on...
Dec 23rd
Smoking is gross.
I’m pretty sure this is just a concept right now and not a real toy - too bad, so cool! ...
Dec 23rd
Please, Jakob Lodwick, for the love of god,...
Dec 21st
Going crazy at my desk. Hurry, holiday!
Dec 21st
Out with it.
It’s time I admitted I have a problem. I’m a junkie for information and RSS feeds are...
Dec 20th
Watch
Part One of the Larry King interview with Damien Echols last night.
I always put myself in his...
Dec 20th
Is that a candy bar in your pants, or...
When I start up my Mac in the morning and all the programs on the dock at the bottom of my screen...
Dec 20th
Yeah he's super talented and all, but...
Nick Cave.
Dec 19th
SUPPORT THE WM3! Larry King Interviews...
From WM3.org: CNN’s Larry King will interview Damien Echols from Death Row on Wednesday,...
Dec 19th
David Byrne and Thom Yorke will...
Check out this brilliant article featured on wired.com by a couple of the reigning kings of indie...
Dec 19th
Yippeeee for free comedy!
I just won tickets from The Onion to go see Horatio Sanz at the Upright Citizens Brigate Theatre...
Dec 19th
"This is one great big cigarette ad. The fact...
Dec 19th
Oh wow. For once I was right.
The label I work at got our copy of Rolling Stone with the “Indie Rock Universe” piece...
Dec 19th
Just so you know, your cat is probably...
I don’t mean to reblog so much, but this is spectacular. Cat Zombies! (Also, my title and not...
Dec 19th
The RIAA and Clear Channel can both...
Seriously. First, Clear Channel is one step closer in their nightmarish quest for monopoly media...
Dec 18th
I did a flickr search for the most recent “irregular...
Dec 18th
Pad Girls! Attack of the 21st-Century Falsies...
Dec 18th
F The F Train: Brooklyn Will Kill You This...
Dec 18th
“I like the idea of a no comment zone.”
— Alysia, my newest tumblr...
— Alysia, my newest tumblr...
Dec 18th
More sweet free MP3s! This time from your...
Dec 18th
OMG a Larry David shirt! Pure unadultered brilliance!...
Dec 18th
My favorite time of the year is when all of...
Dec 18th
that sock monkey has a huge fucking...
On the way home from dinner tonight I saw a giant sock monkey in the window of a little shop and...
Dec 15th
Even more "shocking" reasons to dress your...
Dec 15th
Sew long.
I spent 3 hours shopping for fabric at Mood yesterday. It was awesome and all, but really expensive...
Dec 15th
Printable wrapping paper.
Martha Stewart just saved my ass at the company holiday party. Is there anything the woman...
Dec 13th
Thank you martha fucking stewart!
Dec 13th
I pretty much support anything related...
I’m not one of those lame people that is just going to post shit I want incessantly, but HOLY...
Dec 13th
Cannabis compound stops cancer!
Dec 13th
holy penisvag, batman!
Amanda Lepore is supposed to be at the Irregular Choice Holiday Party I am going to with Bree...
Dec 12th
As Seen On Craigslist (boooring)
Nothing extraordinary today. I did see someone giving away some 2003 calendars for FREE. Whaaaaaa...
Dec 12th
Who wallpapers the ceiling? Crazy...
This apartment for sale in Williamsburg recently made the “Thats Rather Hideous” posting...
Dec 12th
Fuck your gift guide. Gimme Gimme Gimme!
The Vera Wool Coat from karmaloop, $154: The Hamburger Purse from karmaloop, $56: The Buffalo...
Dec 12th
"If you shit in a guys mouth at The...
As seen on craigslist today: You took a dump in my mouth - m4m You took a dump in my mouth at The...
Dec 11th
Betsey Johnson sample sale today. Eh.
Dec 11th
Socks: 2, Heather: 0
The socks seem to have recruited the underwear in the war Currently being waged against my comfort.
Dec 11th
Attn: Hipsters - 20 more places to do...
At last, NY will soon have public toilets! Tourists can finally pee someplace besides Starbucks!
Dec 11th
The new Stoli campaign is gorgeous. I wish all advertising...
Dec 11th
These make me want to wear cute dresses and stand in the...
Dec 11th
I'm a mess of a human
None of my socks have any elasticity left in them. I take that back, one does. Not one pair, just...
Dec 11th
Notes to self 12.10.07:
* Boots were fine for the interview, perfect in fact. * Should have spent less time focusing on...
Dec 10th
Love boners, hate cancer? Eat fruit!
My grapefruit today was especially delicious, so I looked up the health benefits. Turns out that in...
Dec 10th
If you ever have a burning desire to invest in a really...
Dec 10th
24-hour mall? Yes, please.
Holy shit. The Queens Center Mall will be open 24-hours a day for a few days before X-mas. I...
Dec 10th
I took this from Julia Allison’s “Gift...
Dec 10th
watch as heather fucks it all up.
I have an interview somewhere today that is not on the sinking ship of the music industry. ...
Dec 10th
LOL SCRBL. A new game I invented, but Julio won’t play...
Dec 9th
Uh-oh.
I don’t know what this new obsession is with wallpapers. I also don’t know why it never...
Dec 9th
I am quite certain I will die if I cannot acquire a roll (or...
Dec 9th
Vintage Wallpaper Ad from http://www.vintagewallpapers.be
...
Dec 9th
I’ve spent a total of about 5 hours changing my resume in the past few days. There was a...
Dec 8th
Current Obsessions:
Vintage Wallpaper Patchwork found on flickr: (I need to do this right away) My sweater booties...
Dec 8th
the year 2000 called and said they...
Diaryland -> Livejournal -> blog. I’m not sure if this is more of the same or the...
Dec 8th