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2008

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August 75
July 84
June 154
May 171
April 137
March 184
February 125
January 157

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Gregs of the world, I'm sorry but I hate...

There was a fat little snot-nosed-know-it-all fuck who sat in front of me in the 3rd grade and I...
May 1st

Bridget Jones' - oh fuck.

I’m starting the South Beach diet on Monday. I did it a few years ago and easily lost 25...
May 1st
 Flying Saucer Camera.
May 1st
“Amsterdam is a very popular destination, probably because of...”
— One of my best friends Jen, to...
May 1st
Super cute, but I wonder if they’d stay up?
Apr 30th

Only time will tell.

I can’t remember if I put on deodorant or not. I hate it when this happens.
Apr 30th
“So did you ever get your dreamcatcher back from Pterodactyl?”
— To Sarah Cass by a friend last...
Apr 30th
Warch Watch
This is the best video I have ever seen. Seriously. This band (Justice of The Unicorns) is tonight...
Apr 30th
Ask yourself: Have you been rubbing enough sugar on your...
Apr 30th
WaybackMachine Internet Archive
Apr 28th
(via abeautifulmess) Hey Vanessa, I’ll buy one for...
Apr 28th
This weekend I joined the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Now I...
Apr 28th
The “Slim Slack” - neither slimming, nor a...
Apr 27th
Listen Listen
davidtrawin: Minor Threat - Straight Edge
Apr 24th

Breaking News

My American Apparel underwear have officially lost all elasticity. I’m wearing a dress and no...
Apr 24th
My friend Todd is having Bacon Red Velvet Cake for his...
Apr 24th
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits...
Apr 23rd
I just bought a T-Mobile Wing off some guy on craigslist. Welcome to 2008, Heather D, It. is. so....
Apr 23rd
sid05: via www.viruscomix.com Oh yes. Totally my new...
Apr 23rd
I love reading band’s riders.
Apr 23rd

Everythings cool until you try to sell...

Listening to The Mae Shi kindof freaks me out. The melodies are great, but I feel like I’m...
Apr 23rd
Swaptree – Trade books like a book swap or...
Apr 23rd
I think its funny that Seasonal Affective Disorder is called S.A.D.
Apr 23rd
The parents are making their first trip to NYC tomorrow via Oklahoma. My mom actually came for the...
Apr 23rd
milhouse: Lots more like this one can be seen here.
Apr 23rd

I think I'm Blog-polar

I’m having love/hate issues with this blog, but it’s too beautiful out this season to...
Apr 23rd
It was really nice out tonight.
Apr 23rd
Oh ps: Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin dedicated “Think I Wanna Die” to me at the...
Apr 22nd
overit: I would like this to be my leave me the f alone...
Apr 17th
National Record Store Day This Sat. April...
Apr 17th
Listen Listen
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin - Think I Wanna Die These guys toured with the band I...
Apr 17th
hilker: (via deadlybrad42)
Apr 16th
The owner of Ricky’s (i.e. NYs amazing one-stop...
Apr 16th

Down with the Razr

I’m getting a new phone this weekend. Because much like non-aggregated blogging platforms, my...
Apr 16th

I am not a member of Fleetwood Mac, nor...

You can try as hard as you can to bring back all of this bohemian shit. Go ahead with your fringed...
Apr 16th
Do you feel dirty? Because you should.
Apr 15th

Breaking up is hard to do.

Damn you, tumblr. After much thought this morning and a couple of encouraging e-mails (thank you!),...
Apr 15th

I'm a loner, Dottie.

Dear Tumblr, I like having a blog. I just don’t know if I want it to be part of a social...
Apr 15th

Virgin America: NYC to SF $139 round...

Now please.
Apr 15th
I found an old pic of me and the “penis...
Apr 15th

Hiatus (maybe.)

I’m bored with the internet. Seriously. Tumblr. Myspace. Flickr. Livejournal. RSS. Not doing...
Apr 13th
Muxtape Interface + Tumblr Audio
Apr 13th

i am old

Hi, I’m 30. Getting drunk and dancing at a show on Friday night ruins me for the whole...
Apr 13th
Hey Sarah, it’s almost summer again. Buck up little...
Apr 12th
“Hell is Bobby McFerrin - Don’t Worry, Be Happy 10 times in a...”
— JD The jerk of a sound man at...
Apr 12th

(Smiling)

Last night I was in the front row at Man Man when some drunk trust fund kid pushed and shoved me out...
Apr 12th
I just bought the cutest necklace at Coney Island. I wish my...
Apr 12th
Twix is so effing good.
Apr 11th
Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should...
Apr 11th
The No Videos on flickr pool
Apr 11th
Warch Watch
sexartandpolitics: Dude N Nem - Watch My Feet Oh shit! When I worked at TVT they had just signed...
Apr 11th

PS: Never going to Forever 21 again.

I waited an hour. A FUCKING HOUR in line for the dressing room. I could see the line for the...
Apr 11th
No matter how cute I look when I leave Brooklyn, when I get to SoHo I feel fat and ugly.
Apr 11th
eec: black flag hair - a timeline
Apr 10th
peterwknox: katiebakes: Ann Althouse took this very cool...
Apr 10th
(via sarazucker:)
Apr 10th
hilker : A denver neighborhood’s foreclosures since early...
Apr 10th

Listening to Man Man makes me feel like...

You can stream it for free on spinner.com. It’s out on torrents too. I’m downloading it...
Apr 10th
“Anyone buying the hype that Rabbit Habits is Man Man’s most...”
— Man Man takes the Starlight by...
Apr 10th
I would f-ing kill myself.
Apr 10th

And let that be a lesson

One time I gave my keys to a neighbor to feed my cat while I was out of town. I ended up having a...
Apr 10th
Listen Listen
watcheroftheskies: Thank GOD for Animal Collective. Modern music would be very boring without them....
Apr 10th
supernice: A first for ‘08 today: Mr Softee after school...
Apr 10th
glamorouswhimsy: brooklynmutt: Lederhosen with iPod...
Apr 10th

Bro-mancing the Stone(r)

My boyfriend is the manager of an adorable little SoHo coffee shop which has outgrown it’s...
Apr 10th

It must be spring because my cheeks are...

watcheroftheskies: Are you their TM? I’d email you but this seems like a funnier way to ask. ...
Apr 10th

It must be spring because my cheeks are...

Friday I get to supervise a Rolling Stone shoot with The French Kicks. I fucking love my job and...
Apr 9th
When I go into a public restroom I almost always go into the same stall. 4th down the line or 2nd...
Apr 9th
Listen Listen
The Mae Shi - Run to Your Grave My friend Kristin just forwarded me this awesome track. [Edit....
Apr 9th
The 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches of All Time
Apr 9th
yvynyl: “Harmony Korine has a new, characteristically...
Apr 9th
Corey Haim's Official Website
Apr 9th

Oh Thesaurus . . .

I looked up “weaker” in the actual real-life Webster’s Thesaurus on my bookshelf,...
Apr 9th
Tomorrow: Also known as the greatest day on earth.
Apr 9th
etrangere: Why is Brad Neely so awesome?
Apr 9th
heather-rivers: peterwknox: Barack Obama
Apr 9th
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Apr 9th
(via the Satorialist)
Apr 9th
whatson: (via danhacker) Please vote for somebody.
Apr 8th
One of the 19 different sources of yesterday’s...
Apr 8th
shopping and fucking
Apr 8th
Listen Listen
NOFX - Bob Simpler times. (Ps: I dare you not to do an air guitar strum when the first chord breaks...
Apr 8th
Don’t listen to Yeasayer “2080” if only one stereo speaker is working. It sounds...
Apr 8th
Happy Birthday to my one and only supernumberone favorite...
Apr 8th
Oh and these from 1979. (this one via wishbook on flickr)
Apr 8th
If only the Sears catalog still stocked these dresses.
Apr 8th

Best girlfriend ever

I just hooked the boy up with a static IP for his new Xbox 360 so his live games would stop getting...
Apr 8th
Listen Listen
Olivia Newton-John - You’re The One That I Want Today needed Everyday needs more of this and...
Apr 8th

Some days the music business is awesome

And then some days an unexpected tour bus with 17 hippies pulls up and demands that you feed them...
Apr 8th
Warch Watch
herosquad: Jay Reatard: Blood Visions (Live at Cake Shop, CMJ08) Playing Bowery Ballroom 4/21 ...
Apr 8th
Now I’m not going to be able to sleep because “Its business … Its business...
Apr 7th
Yes please.
Apr 7th
foodinmouth: i wish instead of drinking meetups, they would have daytime meetups. like kickball...
Apr 7th
watcheroftheskies: Summertime! It’s Rob! From tour...
Apr 7th
herosquad: Matt & Kim @ Pratt 4/5/08 Thought it would...
Apr 7th

As the world blogs

In response to my “As the world blogs” post, overit wrote: “Well, it gets even...
Apr 7th
overit: jendunlap: National Geographic News Photo...
Apr 7th

I am a bad, bad New Yorker

The boyfriend got an Xbox 360 for his birthday. Which meant we had to get a TV (NOOOOOOO!). Yes....
Apr 7th
“People don’t know how I live. I’m in the middle of a...”
— Kimya Dawson on her life as a...
Apr 7th

As the world blogs

I was thinking about diaryland.com this morning. I started my first diaryland account in Denver in...
Apr 7th
antoinetta: yellowblog: via farm1.static.flickr.com OH....
Apr 6th
Warch Watch
herosquad: Matt & Kim: Yea Yeah at SXSW 08 Tonight at Pratt for $1! Always awesome! Matt...
Apr 6th
ellebelle: suitep: mynylife: allgrownsup: In the...
Apr 6th
jessicagoldharalson: candywrapper: “Here is the Absolut...
Apr 5th
Listen Listen
sarahisrad: I love this song so much it’s almost embarassing. When I hear it, I really do just wanna...
Apr 5th
In the last 90s I decided that I should objectify men the...
Apr 5th
“Wait dude. Hold my bagel for a second. I think my fanny pack...”
— me today.
Apr 5th
3 summers ago. Her name was Clementine. Clemmie for short. I...
Apr 5th
Zach the Country Wonder, broken down on tour I don’t...
Apr 5th
My grandma Alyce and her sister Dorothy.
Apr 5th
Sarah & I after discovering 32oz beers at the...
Apr 5th
Going through old photos … this was on the roof with...
Apr 5th
antoinetta: candywrapper: Oh wow. I wish I had a...
Apr 5th
I took this for Sarah. We’re supposed to be at The...
Apr 5th
The boyfriend just got an xbox 360 for his birthday, which...
Apr 5th
Rants: 100 Seconds That Symbolize Just How...
Apr 4th
“Yeah, I liked Pavement. But if he keeps fucking smacking his...”
— Kim Deal on Stephen Malkmus....
Apr 4th
“I don’t see things as good or evil, I just see them as witty...”
— Sebastian Horsley (via simko)
Apr 4th

Fuck you, period.

I’m down for the count. That is all.
Apr 4th
bg5000: uglyyeti: Flat-faced crawling fish discovered. ...
Apr 3rd
Children find woman's head on beach (Reuters)
Apr 3rd
Rolling Stone’s Top 20 as colour palettes
Apr 3rd

it. is. so. on.

Sometimes I start feeling stale and I don’t even know it. I’ve been in a funk and I...
Apr 3rd
I just got so excited, I had to do it. Falling in love with...
Apr 3rd
byrdie: peterwknox: thewordunheard:soupsoup: (via...
Apr 3rd
Listen Listen
Jay Reatard - Fading All Away I’m just now giving this album a good listen for the first...
Apr 3rd
feinsodville: The most underrated band in the history of...
Apr 3rd
Listen Listen
davidtrawin: Decendents - Bikeage suuuuuuuuuch a good song! 
Apr 3rd
Stuff Jewish Young Adults Like
Apr 2nd
Warch Watch
yvynyl: earfarm: Man Man - “Mister Jung Stuffed” into “Hurly Burly” - live @ Cedar Street...
Apr 2nd
ryanadams: Sol Moscot’s? Gotta get me some of those...
Apr 2nd
Listen Listen
A New Found Glory - The Glory of Love (Theme from Karate Kid 2) This is dedicated to all the little...
Apr 2nd
cosmopsis: by bds
Apr 2nd
antoinetta: bullshit:
Apr 1st
Listen Listen
Screeching Weasel - Hey Suburbia Does anyone remember that Best Buy commercial with that burned-out...
Apr 1st
Today on my walk to work I saw 2 tags done in crayon - A lovely reminder that while Park Slope may...
Apr 1st
Thirsty?
Apr 1st