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2009

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2008

December
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August 75
July 84
June 154
May 171
April 137
March 184
February 125
January 157

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May 31st
ExBoyfriendJewelry.com
May 31st
Warch Watch
Coney Island Footage from 1940-1956. Holy fuck it used to be even cooler! Why don’t they make...
May 31st
Sammy Davis Jr & Anton Lavey. Jew better believe it.
May 31st
Focus on Family to file suit against New York...
May 31st
I got a new mattress and box spring today. I’m embarrassed to admit this, but I hadn’t...
May 31st

Pages that are not Page Six.

I was reading thumbing through the New York Post today while waiting for my lunch and noticed that...
May 31st

I know you are but what am I

sarahisrad: (regarding the New York Age post - too long to reblog)  Find out if you’re as...
May 31st

As You Would Like to be Treated

sarahisrad: What ever happened to the Golden Rule? I think we would all be a lot better off if we...
May 30th
Grolsch Beer Disaster via Everyday Weekender. This abuse of...
May 30th
I saw Mister Softee in a Bank of America commercial last night.
May 30th

Only a Virgo would

I keep a cup of crappy pens at my desk. These are the pens for anyone standing at my desk to use....
May 30th
watcheroftheskies: Incredible pictures of one of Earth’s...
May 30th

Legs McNeil, I hope you find this next...

Dear Legs, You wrote me many many years ago after finding “Please Kill Me” listed as my...
May 29th

It's ok, I used to smell like diapers...

I remembered last night while drinking at Daddy’s that Everyone who lives in Williamsburg...
May 29th
watcheroftheskies: webmarc: New Stamp Honors 41-Cent...
May 29th
I hate that in-between stage of weight loss where one boob is bigger than the other.
May 29th
Thoughts of death make us eat more cookies
May 29th

Let me tell you a little something about...

My nose is super runny and my throat’s a little sore but its all ok because I am going to wear...
May 29th
I’m not one to spend thousands of dollars on luggage,...
May 29th
World, meet the best mug ever. Hook-able handle that you...
May 28th
sarahisrad: I bought these spicy, pickled green beans by...
May 28th
I Love What You Didn’t Do to Your Chipped...
May 28th

Wilford Brimley and I are best friends...

What I mean by that is that he was standing in front of my house when I left for work this morning....
May 28th
Hey Gawker, 6 months ago called . . .
May 28th
Sorry for all of the photo posts. The impromptu Sarah Cass photoshoot was really exciting for me as...
May 28th
Tinyface Mcghee & The Latin Lover are so hood! Photo by...
May 28th
Julio & I by Sarah Cass.
May 28th
After a long day of work, a little bit of play, and during a...
May 28th
Dear Sheepshead Bay Brooklyn, lets be friends. (Sail...
May 28th

Flickr + maps, etc

Supernice,  that is an awesome idea - thanks! I think I could do it easily by integrating the maps...
May 27th
(via sarahisrad:) Yesterday was awesome, bloody feet and...
May 27th
Sunset Park, Brooklyn - home of skyline views and to die for...
May 27th
Pac Man bike = awesome.
May 27th
I just found out what cankles are & I looked them up and...
May 27th
May 27th
Sarah was going to sell this dress at the stoop sale but I...
May 23rd
Warch Watch
Yacht Rock: Episode 1 Every episode is playing next saturday at Union Hall. I’m thinking...
May 23rd
May 23rd
Happy 125th Anniversary Brooklyn Bridge!  Amazin Jane,...
May 23rd
I almost bought a $400 Polaroid 100 land camera from some guy on craigslist for $25. Six e-mails...
May 23rd
I don’t know if the world is hip to Kenny Vs Spenny...
May 23rd
I googled me and found this old poster I did on page 4 of...
May 23rd

Ahh, childhood.

An aunt I haven’t seen or spoken to in 25 years found me and contacted me today on the...
May 23rd
I’m getting a Barack The Vote tee. Should I get green,...
May 23rd
sarahisrad: I couldn’t help myself. When unable to make a...
May 23rd
watcheroftheskies: He Took a Polaroid Every Day, Until the...
May 22nd
sarahisrad: Once in a blue moon I’ll pass a Payless, and...
May 22nd
Listen Listen
The Ramones - Teenage Lobotomy
May 22nd
 Stoop sale find last weekend.
May 22nd
My yellow rainboots are scheduled to be delivered today! My yellow rainboots are scheduled to be...
May 22nd

Hey Brooklyn ladies, did you know

When you buy something at fredflare.com you can skip the shipping and just pick it up at the Fred...
May 22nd
sarahisrad: We also both had this Miss Piggy puppet, which...
May 22nd
(via abeautifulmess) Down with Billy Mitchell! 
May 21st
I love wearing my Nike SBs. I always make sure I’ve...
May 21st
Some dickweed is selling those dumb plastic...
May 21st
This weekend I'm going to Habana Outpost
May 20th
“Whenever I have attempted to meditate I get antsy. I can’t...”
— (via sarahisrad). So true!
May 20th
Last night we were watching “The Deadliest Catch” and some dude punched a fish. I felt...
May 20th
overit: Keith Richards passing through U.S. Customs and...
May 20th

You can't make this shit up.

I posted a craigslist ad for some construction work we need at the new venue, and the first line of...
May 20th

Some things will never go out of style:

60s bombshell hair Dark denim straight legged jeans, cuffed Navy Peacoats Fishnet Stockings 
May 20th

So I did a little shoe shopping online...

And *may* have gone a little crazy. I got these: and these: and these: and these: and...
May 20th
See, I motherfucking told you people!
May 20th
Brooklyn windows.
May 18th
Hispano soap - “Quality from people that keep...
May 18th
Took this right after Spiderman threw his cigarette on the...
May 18th

Hello summer, where have you been all my...

After a night of drinking which included Tod’s homemade beer battered onion rings, Yolas...
May 18th
Warch Watch
WE’LL DO IT LIVE - FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE! I seriously can’t stop watching...
May 17th
I’m exhausted and the evening hasn’t even started yet.
May 17th
Although my favorite horror movie of all time is Nightmare...
May 17th
(via abeautifulmess) I think that any movie with blood,...
May 17th

If you come to our stoop sale tomorrow...

I’ve made no progress going through my stuff because this is what happens every time I find...
May 17th
overit: Pashley, the British bicycle maker founded in...
May 16th

I am going to ruin my own stoop sale.

Sarah and I are having a stoop sale at my house tomorrow. Last night I was at her house and got a...
May 16th
I was surprised with a lovely gift of frozen yogurt today....
May 15th

10 deadliest natural disasters

watcheroftheskies: 1. Yellow River flood, China, summer 1931: 1 million to 2 million dead 2....
May 15th
Skippy, Sarah, Julio, and I in front of the courthouse last...
May 15th

Hungover and feeling pukey?

Raw eel was not a good idea for lunch. TG for the leftover Dunkin Donuts coffee to take the taste...
May 15th
watcheroftheskies: (via travors)I was reading this again on...
May 15th
It’s Dunkin Donuts free Iced Coffee day! It’s not very good - but it’s better than...
May 15th
Oh, Haa-aay!!
May 15th
Numero Uno!
May 15th
sarahisrad: We won. It was a 3+ hour long community board...
May 15th
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign.
May 14th
Hey Brooklyn, if any of you civic-minded types would like to...
May 14th

Al-bacore when will you be happy again

Am I the only person alive who is incapable of reading the word “Albacore” without...
May 14th
overit: (via sophiniesom) Dude. I love this boy. I love his...
May 14th
Listen Listen
watcheroftheskies: Our demo of “Yer All Gonna Die” and a repost of the video for good measure. ...
May 14th
I take things too personally.
May 14th

Debbie Downer

I just woke up and the first thing I read was an e-mail from an old friend who joined the Peace...
May 14th
Cindy Sherman towels: Apparently now available at Target for...
May 14th
Is Gossip Girl any good? Because I won’t lie - those OMFG ads make it look kindof awesome.
May 14th
Oh sweet I was just reading my RSS and one of my photos popped up on Brownstoner’s Tuesday...
May 14th
Flickr photoset comparing shots of Liberty...
May 14th
World, meet Jon Crow. He is mean and he hates fun.
May 14th
A tiny mouse coat made of stem cells and kept alive in an...
May 13th
Gothamist: The Real World to Ruin Brooklyn...
May 13th
Gothamist: Union Hall Goes to Borough Hall;...
May 13th
I haven’t run into Meryl Streep yet today, but I just got a text from Sarah that she just...
May 13th
Warch Watch
Spinto Band - “Oh Mandy” Coming soon to Brooklyn!
May 13th
Japanther. Playing on a boat cruising around Manhattan at...
May 13th
OMG Meryl Streep is in that movie. Please please can I randomly run into Meryl Streep on my lunch...
May 13th
People and cars from the 1930s took over 5th Ave in Brooklyn...
May 13th
I am developing quite the habit of stealing discarded cowboy...
May 12th
Apparently in the 40s and 50s there were “street...
May 12th
Joey Harrison’s adorable mom, 1952. In other news, I...
May 12th

I've discovered the most fantastic thing

On flickr there are people who have posted entire amazing gorgeous pools of old family photos (The...
May 12th

I hate the South Beach diet.

I am fucking starving. I can eat like 5 eggs and 2 steaks and 2 salads and still somehow be hungry...
May 11th
July, 1983 (Runs with Scissors, flickr)
May 11th
Ps: I know the panorama below looks simple but that shit was like 10 photos and took over an hour to...
May 11th
Also purchased an old magnifying glass.
May 11th
I did my first panorama today. Park Slope, Brooklyn. (click...
May 11th
Eugene Mirman is officially my hero.
May 9th
“If you don’t like people, all kinds of people, and aren’t...”
— Extremely well said,...
May 9th
The people/person who put the chairs at the...
May 9th
Gothamist: Scolds Scuttle Union Hall at CB6...
May 9th
Brownstoner: Community Board Moving to Nuke...
May 9th
If you ever have insomnia DO NOT start downloading and listening to really awesome music.
May 9th
Listen Listen
Yea Big & Kid Static - Run to the Facts Kind of like listening to the Mae Shi’s...
May 9th
Ps: I hear they’re better when they have a little curve to them.
May 8th
I’m revising the previous with a delicious printable...
May 8th
NYMag linked to me today. Little, pigtailed me. I almost peed myself a tiny little bit just now when...
May 8th

Stalk much?

I was once interviewed for a K.I.T.H. documentary on obsessed fans. At the time of the interview I...
May 8th
Warch Watch
Kids In The Hall - “Rape Kevin”
May 8th

Come eat us, Heather.

Someone brought in Krispy Kreme doughnuts and they’re sitting right outside my office door,...
May 8th

Ahhh

sarahisrad: Oh my God. 32 oz. to-go margaritas from Turkey’s Nest and movies at McCarren Pool. ...
May 8th
BBC NEWS - Great tits cope well with warming
May 8th
Oh wow, thanks for the restorative work on my great great...
May 8th
Word on the street is that the chalkboard at Brooklyn Lyceum currently says “Brooklyn...
May 8th
HD is on the GL
May 8th
(rutila, flickr) Oh how I heart Brooklyn.
May 8th
My mom just sent me this pic of my grandfather’s...
May 8th
The Mohonk Mountain House, built in 1869. Scenes from Dirty...
May 8th

Fun with craigslist

8 Year old antique couch for sale. Hmmm, whats wrong with that sentence?
May 7th
overit: Marky Mark! (via whateverlolawants) I think his...
May 7th
Someone took all of the chairs from various people’s...
May 7th
watcheroftheskies: Oh god. It’s only the single...
May 7th
PS: Kate’s Lazy Meadow also has gnomes everywhere! Gnomes! Everywhere!
May 7th

STOP THE PRESSES! Kate Pierson has a...

Someone told me today that I my hair reminds them of Kate Pierson (from the B-52’s)....
May 7th

Revenge is a lady in brown.

Once upon a time many years ago someone tried to get me fired, so I stuck my finger up my butt and...
May 7th
Warch Watch
Introduction of handmade vegetable instruments
May 7th

More on the N.O. Tranny gangs:

“But other thieves filled the vacuum created by the decrease in transvestite shoplifting. Large...
May 6th

Observation

sarahisrad: Uniqlo really sucks. Boooooring! But if you can get past the generic polo shirts ala...
May 6th
kathlellen: Diddy Riese ice cream cookie sandwiches. At...
May 6th
Transvestite gang pesters Magazine Street
May 6th
My friend living in NY from Germany just sent me the greatest party invite ever. She took a photo of...
May 6th
I just found an error when trying to leave or view comments using IE7. Sorry about that, IE users -...
May 6th
rickyv: Ricky’s Quickies: TV Review Six Feet Under I’ve...
May 5th
“The Carnival is closed, Nico! I think some big developers...”
— One character to another...
May 5th
Olives are gross and they make everything taste like it was cooked in between someone’s toes.
May 5th
Tonight was the yelp “elite” event I helped set up at Union Hall. It was awesome....
May 5th

Ouchie.

I decided to give myself a home-made pedicure this morning in the bathtub and got a little too...
May 5th
So for all the bitching I do about the snarkyness and...
May 4th
Cai Guo-Qiang exhibit at The Guggenheim - cool but not worth...
May 4th

Tour de Green-Wood Cemetery

In addition to being the highest point in Brooklyn, the Green-Wood Cemetery (founded in 1838) was...
May 4th

I think they should change it to...

New York Post: Some residents of the Greek island of Lesbos say they are the only true Lesbians -...
May 4th
Why alcohol makes you loosen up and lash out...
May 4th
Has anyone else noticed that guy on Hells Kitchen that is...
May 4th

I'm officially lame.

I just changed my myspace profile to one of those snazzy flash ones and I’m super pumped on it...
May 4th

Tumblr needs dashboard filters

I think everyone on tumblr is super-duper cool, but I’m toying with the idea od un-following...
May 3rd
rachelanastasia:filialpiety: bullshit: God I love...
May 3rd
gauntlet: atherdiscretion:  vintagephoto my kind of lady.
May 3rd
Dear world, Stop wearing these. You look fucking stupid.
May 2nd

I do this because I've got loves for the...

The whole reason I loved tumblr in the beginning was the fact that comments weren’t an option,...
May 2nd

I'm staking a claim on 1BRUCE1 4ever

Remember how in Sweet Valley High Bruce’s license plate said “1BRUCE1”? I totally...
May 2nd
The Village Voice is doing a totally sweet mermaid photoshoot at my work today. Hopefully it makes...
May 2nd

Gregs of the world, I'm sorry but I hate...

There was a fat little snot-nosed-know-it-all fuck who sat in front of me in the 3rd grade and I...
May 1st

Bridget Jones' - oh fuck.

I’m starting the South Beach diet on Monday. I did it a few years ago and easily lost 25...
May 1st
 Flying Saucer Camera.
May 1st
“Amsterdam is a very popular destination, probably because of...”
— One of my best friends Jen, to...
May 1st