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Starbucks closing 600 stores in the US (AP)

Jul 2nd

A slice of Connecticut

(via Richarddigitalphot os) The real Mystic Pizza is still around and I was rallying for a pizza...

Jul 1st

Day 2 of the Blueprint Cleanse

I want sushi so badly. I also want to dive into a pool of enchiladas. Or soft tacos - whatever....

Jul 1st

This morning I called my mom on my walk...

Me: Cool mom, well it's been nice talking to you - I'm at work now so I should go in.
Mom: Ok. Oh, honey wait -
Me: Mom I really have to go . . .
Mom: THIS IS IMPORTANT! There is a huge crazy machine called the Hadron Collider somewhere in Switzerland or something and some horrible people - MONSTERS - are controlling it and they're going to turn it on and it might create a black hole that swallows the Earth so in case that happens I just wanted you to know I love you.
Me: Thanks, mom. I love you too. I'm going to work now.

Jul 1st

“Sorry I’m late for work, I was stuck in a recording...”
— Someone actually just said...

Jun 30th

Le Sigh

sarahisrad: I miss real thrift stores. That’s crazy that you wrote that - i was JUST thinking...

Jun 30th

I feel like I’m 8 feet tall when I stand up. Everything is out of proportion and I can’t...

Jun 30th

I'm not the only one!

Jun 30th

Damn you, celery!

Juices 1, 3, and 5 are going to be the death of me.

Jun 30th

Blueprint Cleanse: Morning 1

I started my 3-day Foundation level Blueprint Cleanse today. I woke up starving and theres a sweet...

Jun 30th

Someone told me Ratatat broke up. But they have a new album out, so no.

Jun 30th

Dear Chipotle, Why is there only one location in Brooklyn? We are bigger and tougher than...

Jun 29th

sarahisrad: Brooklyn Bridge Fisheye

Jun 29th

“Ruslana Korshunova, 20, whose face has graced the...

Jun 29th

What the hell is wrong with me!?!?

I get completely random songs stuck in my head almost daily. It drives me crazy to the point where I...

Jun 27th

I (heart) wine.

I love it when I come home drunk and everything I read is just sheer fucking brilliance. I want to...

Jun 27th

“Casual sex is like eating at Denny’s. It tastes good when...”
— truer words … (via...

Jun 27th

It has been my ultimate goal since I was 9 years old to go...

Jun 27th

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Everyone’s favorite blonde ball of spunk & Brooklyn bartender extraordinaire has a...

Jun 26th

“Spirit in the DarK” Ha. Hahaha. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha Wow. So...

Jun 26th

A Slice-by-slice breakdown of Park Slope pizza. Also know as...

Jun 26th

It only rains on the days I don't wear...

Conversely, there can be violent thunderstorms for 8 hours straight in the forecast and if I dare...

Jun 26th

Bike to the beach: this Sunday

Jun 26th

Down’s Syndrome Dolls. Ok no this time for real. (via...

Jun 26th

Chinatown Garbage Tour Thats it. I’ve officially seen...

Jun 26th

Rock & Roll, Pizza, and Ltd. Ed Art. Finally I have a...

Jun 26th

sqpeg: Use those locks people…. (via Flickr)

Jun 25th

Those “mood” smiley faces on myspace are a load of shit. The face is never anything like...

Jun 25th

My Alma Mater wants to fly me out to do some sort of class or lecture or something for the music...

Jun 25th

Thanks, suitep! See, I think using a potato of this size for...

Jun 25th

I would like to eat a potato chip as big...

I know potatoes can grow really big, so why hasn’t anyone marketed giant potato chips yet? I...

Jun 25th

Speaking of Mister Softee (and it’s not surprising to...

Jun 25th

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Mister Softee Theme Song. Yes people, I bring this to you straight from the truck to your computer...

Jun 25th

Williamsburg loses in the Real World, but...

Jun 25th

a blog by Alex Estes, at momsrising.org

He said that!? I am astounded that men in the public eye still behave this way. Elected officials...

Jun 25th

I knew it wasn't over

I was like dude why am I going to Brussels when I could go to Cologne. Cologne is way cooler, right?...

Jun 25th

Problem solved. Or is it?

Berlin to Brussels, $70 and one hour via plane.

Jun 25th

I've got nothing to say. Or don't I?

My mind is awash with Berlin apartments for rent and whether I should just reserve the one (near...

Jun 25th

11 days until I get to inflate a sweet raft and freak myself...

Jun 23rd

finally

3rddegreeburns: it’s about time that i turned 30. OMG Happy Birthday Andy!! You’ll love it....

Jun 23rd

3 more drugstores this morning & I still can’t get my stupid film developed.

Jun 23rd

watcheroftheskies: Pet Peek brilliant.

Jun 23rd

Hello, Berlin!

I just booked Julio and I tickets to Berlin and Amsterdam in October. Fuck. Yes!

Jun 23rd

Snack Attack sunglasses embellished with HOT DOGS!...

Jun 22nd

Do the one-hour photo machines EVER...

Seriously. I just went to 3 different drugstores and they were all down. This has been happening to...

Jun 22nd

catbird: 10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to...

Jun 22nd

The Griswolds Meet the Morgans

sarahisrad: Watching old National Lampoon’s movies is like watching my own family’s vacations. OH...

Jun 22nd

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Why I’m voting Republican.

Jun 22nd

The best part about this photo is my annoyed friends in the...

Jun 22nd

Found this “Brooklyn” gum at Union Market today....

Jun 22nd

I snapped this while walking down 4th Ave in Brooklyn the...

Jun 22nd

If only it were that easy

If I re-blogged myself would the time-space continuum become warped and the internet/life as we know...

Jun 21st

Gender and the Tumblr ratio

biteofpythias: After several conversations on the topic, I am really curious about this question: ...

Jun 21st

alohanico: Photo: Jonathan Goldsbie (via Torontoist) ...

Jun 21st

Provincetown is also apparently home to a lot of bears (they...

Jun 21st

Cape Cod Lobster Roll. I’m not going to stop talking...

Jun 21st

Found my happy place. (Brian Powers, flickr)

Jun 21st

I’m going to Cape Cod in 2 weeks and I have a sneaking...

Jun 21st

Rant:

yumwatch: I find this conversation particularly germane to my situation because a) I am not a pro...

Jun 21st

Rant:

allgrownsup: I think doing things digitally has made certain types of “art” generally easier and...

Jun 21st

The “Hey Joey” sign at Coney Island (or one of...

Jun 20th

Mermaid Parade at Coney Island: Tomorrow

Jun 20th

BANKRUPT TVT RECORDS FINDS NEW LIFE IN THE...

Jun 20th

In Response to my previous post re/Girl...

Moving Elephant wrote: “The difference is that reblogging doesn’t get you paid…and GT are...

Jun 20th

We all rip eachother off

It’s funny to me how up in arms people get about Girl Talk and all of the music sampling,...

Jun 20th

Rant:

I think doing things digitally has made certain types of “art” generally easier and more...

Jun 19th

iTunes Soars Past 5 Billion Downloads...

Jun 19th

(via thingsthatgobumpinthenight)

Jun 19th

(via thingsthatgobumpinthenight) It’s official. Best...

Jun 19th

I finally did it. I am $175 poorer and my 3-day blueprint...

Jun 19th

watcheroftheskies: yvynyl: GIRL TALK - FEED THE ANIMALS -...

Jun 19th

This Is A Great Day

johncarney: Red wine makes you thinner and coffee helps you live longer. And, of course, we’ve...

Jun 19th

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alohanico: wylie: Kids - MGMT I heart MGMT.

Jun 19th

I never got that into Muxtape but this application called...

Jun 18th

watcheroftheskies: The Deepest Swimming Pool In The World ...

Jun 18th

Listen

Ninjasonik - Tight Pants (Rap remix) Oh god I love this so much. You know I rock my Uniqlos!

Jun 18th

Hey world, if you’d like to look like a complete...

Jun 18th

Lydia Lunch from the recent “No Wave” Exhibition...

Jun 18th

Greatest tour poster ever. Wait, revise that! Greatest tour...

Jun 17th

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Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles Song by Rhett and Link. Roscoe’s is my favorite...

Jun 17th

Found it.

Jun 17th

Children on leashes are the wave of the...

I saw a kid on a leash this morning (in Park Slope of course, where else?). Really it was more of a...

Jun 17th

Jun 17th

This penis size chart came from Jezebel, which apparently...

Jun 17th

Today:

I’d rather not get started about the bus that never came, the firemen rescuing the people...

Jun 17th

Gay brains structured like those of the...

Jun 16th

Also a waterfall we hadn’t seen before. I love how...

Jun 15th

Last weekend we wandered around Prospect Park and found some...

Jun 15th

Oh hey, look what I found on flickr. Here I am with...

Jun 15th

The owner of the Turkeys Nest is like...

We were stuck in an insane storm at the craft fair yersterday, stranded for 30 minutes under a...

Jun 15th

I'm in excitement overdrive

For the craft fair tomorrow. Seriously. Can’t take it anymore. There are a ton of...

Jun 14th

Also purchasing tomorrow @ The Renegade Craft Fair: The...

Jun 14th

I am totally going to buy this sweet owl puppet tomorrow. It...

Jun 14th

Longoland Monster Skin Rug

Jun 13th

BBC NEWS - Experts unveil 'cloak of silence'

Jun 13th

overit: these are dumb. (apartment34)

Jun 13th

Laura & Ben, my 2 most favorite animated people ever. If...

Jun 13th

Coney Island Lager has the coolest beer labels ever.

Jun 13th

It blows my mind that everyone isn’t using gmail by now. Especially when the yahoo mail...

Jun 13th

I hate it when you walk into someones...

I want to turn around and run back out, but instead I always end up standing there with both of us...

Jun 13th

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M.I.A. - Paper Planes (Street Mix) I know it’s played out, but I can’t seem to get sick...

Jun 13th

It's Vajaj waxing season

Ans as I make my appointment at the local spa I have to wonder, what kind of person chooses to spend...

Jun 13th

I only say this because I care. And...

You know how when you look back at old photos of yourself or old magazines sometimes you think...

Jun 13th

Maybe the future's not so bad after all.

Today I saw an older man with long grey hair walking around in an old Sonic Youth shirt. Then not 5...

Jun 13th

supernice: Oh hi - did I ever tell you I had a sundeck? I...

Jun 13th

M. Night Shyamalan = Worst Director EVER.

Jun 12th

I've got a secret

The Spinto Band at Union Hall ticket pre-sale code: “brownboxes”

Jun 12th

overit: when the living’s easy… (zoee:sgoralnick) Nice...

Jun 11th

There’s some sort of nightmarish situation one might find themselves in wherein they end up...

Jun 11th

Listen

The Spinto Band - Oh Mandy Stillllll digging this song. Can’t wait to see it live.

Jun 11th

sarahisrad: I just saw a guy walking down the street with...

Jun 11th

Hello and welcome to 1995.

My Bowery Presents upcoming show e-mail in my inbox this morning said: “Iggy & The...

Jun 11th

I couldn’t get out of bed this morning because I...

Jun 11th

I’ll never forget last night. We sat on the roof...

Jun 11th

You know that scene in Christmas...

After a day of trying (with minimal knowledge) to transfer an archaic website to a new domain and...

Jun 10th

Just so we're all clear on this:

Laptops are the new TVs and smartphones are the new laptop. I’m thinking that makes TVs the...

Jun 10th

Good Morning, New York.

I just took a cold bath. On purpose.

Jun 10th

Sigh.

Jun 9th

Listen

Japanther - I10

Jun 9th

I forgot about this for a second and then I remembered and...

Jun 9th

I need more sweater vests. Not right now, just in general.

Jun 9th

Someone in Park Slope has a slightly creepy teddy bear...

Jun 8th

New rule: Drinks with umbrellas are always way better than...

Jun 8th

Coney Island, Brooklyn.

Jun 8th

Coney Island Cyclone, Memorial Day 2008.

Jun 8th

Sarah & I are twice as obnoxious when animated.

Jun 8th

I’m so hungover I’m craving red meat. I’m going to go get a huge burger with a...

Jun 7th

Not quite what I had in mind, but this is a start.

Jun 6th

I wish someone would start a company that makes cute switchblade knives for girls.

Jun 6th

This person made Business Time socks!| The desire to own a...

Jun 6th

It's not my fault theres something cool...

Last night Julio competed in the Rosettas for Relief latte art throwdown at Joe in Manhattan. I...

Jun 6th

My bed has an exceptionally strong gravitational pull this morning.

Jun 6th

I know I know, get over it.

I always hate it when other people bitch about it, but it really is extremely annoying when you blog...

Jun 5th

Sarah and I are going to inflate a pool on my roof and bring...

Jun 5th

Just bought this from Delias.com. Cannot wait!!

Jun 5th

“WE’LL DO IT LIVE!! FUCK IT!! WE’LL DO IT LIVE!!”
— I love that someone actually...

Jun 5th

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I’m stealing her hair. Except chocolate brown instead of black. And a little shorter cause...

Jun 5th

And I heart the front of my new business card. Inspired by...

Jun 4th

I heart the back of my new business card. Inspired by the...

Jun 4th

Free NYC show calendar!

Jun 4th

mundos: antoinetta: itness: Animal Sweater Love this. I...

Jun 4th

watcheroftheskies: I’m so happy today. The Changes + Obama!...

Jun 4th

Someone Please Do This

jakehurwitz: I think it’d be really funny to dress in tattered dirty clothes and then run out of a...

Jun 4th

Bike race accident from the Mexico/US Border on Sunday (via...

Jun 4th

The Steve Madden “Guide to Summer Style”, also...

Jun 4th

“Dozens of gangster girls playing hooky from school...

Jun 4th

The inflatable Union Rat has reared it’s ugly head in...

Jun 3rd

I was on Tom Cruise and all I got was...

I woke up this morning and the first thing I thought about was how someone should plan a cruise with...

Jun 3rd

(solipsiae, flickr) I think I need to get a doggy really...

Jun 2nd

brooklynvegan: BOB DYLAN is playing PROSPECT...

Jun 2nd

I’ve been catching up on my RSS and just realized I’ve been getting some serious blog...

Jun 2nd

My other fave from today.

Jun 2nd

Yet another fun weekend!

Jun 1st

A carton of name brand cigarettes in New York...

Jun 1st

Map of salvageable Brooklyn neighborhoods in the (unlikely)...

Jun 1st

Lets discuss BBQ

And lets discuss how pumped I am for the Big Apple BBQ next weekend! First theres this: and this:...

Jun 1st

Should I be embarrassed that the thought of...

Jun 1st

my bed is a fucking throne of sleep.

Jun 1st