Posts for Friday, 2 May 2008

The Village Voice is doing a totally sweet mermaid photoshoot at my work today. Hopefully it makes the cover!
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I'm staking a claim on 1BRUCE1 4ever

Remember how in Sweet Valley High Bruce’s license plate said “1BRUCE1”? I totally want that license plate. I’d like to drive around with it and see if anyone says anything. And then if they do I will know that they and I are meant to be good friends super awesome friends forever.

And don’t go stealing my idea because if I ever get my license back and get another Vespa I’m totally getting that vanity plate and if I find out anyone else has it I will hunt them down and carve 1HEATHER1 into their forehead.

You have been warned.

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I do this because I've got loves for the peoples. Namely Emily and Alicia.

The whole reason I loved tumblr in the beginning was the fact that comments weren’t an option, but I’ve got some non-tumblr friends who read my blog and have been requesting comments so I’ve added them via disqus. Just click the link below the timestamp at the bottom of any entry to leave a comment.

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Dear world,
Stop wearing these. You look fucking stupid.

Dear world,

Stop wearing these. You look fucking stupid.

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