Posts for Monday, 30 June 2008

Blueprint Cleanse: Morning 1

I started my 3-day Foundation level Blueprint Cleanse today. I woke up starving and theres a sweet new Thai place down the street from my work. This is going to kill me.

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Damn you, celery!

Juices 1, 3, and 5 are going to be the death of me.

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What are the odds of 2 tumblettes doing the blueprint cleanse at the same time? I’m so happy there’s another person! I love it!!!

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I feel like I’m 8 feet tall when I stand up. Everything is out of proportion and I can’t stop giggling. Gross celery juice is making me high. That is awesome.

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Le Sigh

sarahisrad:

I miss real thrift stores.

That’s crazy that you wrote that - i was JUST thinking that like 2 hours ago. Sometimes I feel like it would be worth it to find a good deal on a rental car on an off-weekend and gas her up and hit the road to some strange obscure littleĀ  towns for pizza, drinks, BBQ, and a scouring of thrift stores. I once found an amazing Donkey Kong shirt in Birmingham Alabama, then a few weeks later a vintage Guinness shirt in Tulsa. I’ll never forget it. Maybe when I’m done with this cleanse I’ll fit into my tiny little Donkey Kong shirt again.

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Sorry I’m late for work, I was stuck in a recording session with Bootsy Collins
Someone actually just said this to me. Oh, and she wasn’t kidding.
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This morning I called my mom on my walk to work.

  • Me: Cool mom, well it's been nice talking to you - I'm at work now so I should go in.
  • Mom: Ok. Oh, honey wait -
  • Me: Mom I really have to go . . .
  • Mom: THIS IS IMPORTANT! There is a huge crazy machine called the Hadron Collider somewhere in Switzerland or something and some horrible people - MONSTERS - are controlling it and they're going to turn it on and it might create a black hole that swallows the Earth so in case that happens I just wanted you to know I love you.
  • Me: Thanks, mom. I love you too. I'm going to work now.
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