Ask yourself: Have you been rubbing enough sugar on your teeth?
I’m sure you’ve been ingesting sugar through your mouth, but just in case you haven’t actually been rubbing it directly onto your teeth, the bodega at the corner of 5th Ave and 5th St in Brooklyn caries the convenient Travel Sized Candy Toothbrush. I just wanted everyone to know. In case you were concerned about your lack of tooth decay or something.
