Dear Chipotle,
Why is there only one location in Brooklyn? We are bigger and tougher than Manhattan. Manhattan is also full of models and stuff so it would stand to reason that we probably eat more here in Brooklyn. Except for Williamsburg because they’re too cool and/or coked up to eat so don’t bother with that one. But have you seen some of those motherfuckers at Atlantic Center? I have no doubt those peeps are hungry for a giant burrito. Also, I am hungry for a giant burrito. Please advise.
xo
Heather D
