Posted on Monday, 30 June 2008
This morning I called my mom on my walk to work.
- Me: Cool mom, well it's been nice talking to you - I'm at work now so I should go in.
- Mom: Ok. Oh, honey wait -
- Me: Mom I really have to go . . .
- Mom: THIS IS IMPORTANT! There is a huge crazy machine called the Hadron Collider somewhere in Switzerland or something and some horrible people - MONSTERS - are controlling it and they're going to turn it on and it might create a black hole that swallows the Earth so in case that happens I just wanted you to know I love you.
- Me: Thanks, mom. I love you too. I'm going to work now.