While wasting time tonight I wondered if there is a town anywhere called “Banana” because if there is I’d really like to go there and get a shirt that says “Someone in Banana Loves Me” or “I went to Banana and all I got was this crappy T-shirt” or “Banana is For Lovers”.
I looked it up and it turns out there is one (!!who knew??) but it looks like it’s pretty small and I doubt they have a sweet tourist gift shop with t-shirts. Which is too bad, because now I feel like I have to have one. Would it be weird if I made my own and then lied and said someone went to Banana and purchased it for me?
*** [UPDATE! Apparently there is a store in Banana called “Banana Store”! Maybe there is hope!]
*** [UPDATE #2! It looks like Banana Store just sells actual bananas. Well that just fucking sucks.]
