all.growns.up

Instructions for rocking:

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:06:00 -0400

Go Here: Rcrdlbl.com and download the new Matt & Kim song for free! Then have trouble sleeping tonight because you can’t stop singing it in your head.

I Heart Michelle Williams. rach: LOVE these photos of Michelle...

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:23:18 -0400

I Heart Michelle Williams.

rach:

LOVE these photos of Michelle Williams from the fall look book for Boy, Band of Outsiders tomboyish ladies line. Please look at them all. So awesome.

Also I would like to purchase this hot dog purse and make it...

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:08:21 -0400

Also I would like to purchase this hot dog purse and make it officially the most ridiculous and tacky thing I have ever owned.

Umm, I kind of love this “toast” coin purse.

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:04:55 -0400

Umm, I kind of love this “toast” coin purse.

The number of copies of the Onion distributed weekly among...

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:21:00 -0400

The number of copies of the Onion distributed weekly among Manhattan neighborhoods.

Greenwich Village must be a laugh riot while Columbia isn’t as funny as they probably think they are, and it’s no surprise that people in the Financial District apparently laugh the least of anyone in Manhattan. (edit: except Harlem, who don’t laugh ever.)

Here I am this morning checking myself out on page 21 of the new...

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:07:00 -0400

Here I am this morning checking myself out on page 21 of the new issue of Venus Zine that I picked up last night. It’s pretty awesome to have a friend so talented she gets written about by another talented friend who tells you that your smiling goofy photo has somehow ended up in the article as well. Hi mom!

Ps: this is a scurry giant thing to post on the new tumblr dashobard. eeeek!

Haha. I LOL’ed at my desk. watcheroftheskies: The...

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:44:45 -0400

Haha. I LOL’ed at my desk.

watcheroftheskies:

The Catorialist

On the Street….The Tabby, Brooklyn

OOOH! The new tumblr dashboard has arrived!

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:41:04 -0400

OOOH! The new tumblr dashboard has arrived!

Poor Mike the Headless Chicken. The little trooper lived for 18...

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:43:00 -0400

Poor Mike the Headless Chicken. The little trooper lived for 18 months after they tried to cut his head off in 1945 (notice his head next to his feet in this photo). Read his story here.

(via flickr)

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:49:19 -0400

(via flickr)

This weekend I was telling some new Brooklyn residents about the...

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:46:00 -0400

This weekend I was telling some new Brooklyn residents about the United plane crash in the 1960s in my neighborhood. It’s hard, walking among the stately brownstones and trying to picture a 747 in the middle of the street, but here it is.

My friend saw Obama at the airport today. Check him out with his...

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:16:47 -0400

My friend saw Obama at the airport today. Check him out with his wrinkled untucked shirt. Totes cute.

"Night was a wonderful time in Brooklyn in the 1930s. Air conditioning was unknown except in movie..."

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 19:51:53 -0400

““Night was a wonderful time in Brooklyn in the 1930s. Air conditioning was unknown except in movie houses, and so was television. There was nothing to keep one in the house. Furthermore, few people owned automobiles, so there was nothing to carry one away. That left the streets and the stoops. The very fullness served as an inhibition to crime.””

- ISAAC ASIMOV

Is my phone possessed or did t-mobile drop acid?

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 18:52:00 -0400

Lately I’ve gotten some strange calls from weird 11-digit numbers, unavailable numbers, and numbers which don’t exist - all of which are dropped almost immediately after I answer (I know it’s dropped and not a hang-up because my phone makes a little noise specifically for dropped calls). Earlier today I tried to call my voicemail and it called some other random number instead then dropped it again.

Then the strangest thing of all happened - I called my friend Chuck and he didn’t answer but then he called me right back 15 seconds later but when I picked up and started talking it sounded all strange and distant and some asian lady goes “whaaaat? … you’re not my brother” then it dropped the call AGAIN. So he called back 15 seconds later again and this time it really was him and he said “the strangest thing just happened to me - I called you a minute ago but some strange asian lady was talking all confused instead of you.” So WTF! He could hear her, I could hear her, she could hear both of us but we couldn’t hear eachother then the call got dropped?

What the holy fuck is going on with my phone?

this is like the greatest thing I’ve ever...

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 18:03:23 -0400

this is like the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

3rddegreeburns:

I LOVE IT! i love that she was like “i have these amazing gazongas and it’s MY DAY so fuck you, grams, fuck you, rev, and fuck the haters, i’m wearing *i* want”

you go girl!

lilasweetheart:

rebloggingrebloggingjulia:

viviangomez:

Seriously?

We gonna eeelope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I’m in love with a stripper, yo

Lyrics by Wyclef/Perfect Gentleman

Wow that makes me look like a nun!

OMG Must find Venus Zine now

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 18:02:32 -0400

My good friend Bree just told me theres a photo of Julio and I from our awesome photoshoot with Sarah Cass in the new Venus Zine. I’m freaking out. I don’t know where to find Venus Zine at 6pm on a Sunday in Park Slope!

I love winter as much as I love summer. Without one the other is...

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:55:03 -0400

I love winter as much as I love summer. Without one the other is only half as fun. Bring on the hot chocolate, the fuzzy boots, the layers, the fireplaces, the fogged up windows, the hats and mittens, and the snow days - just don’t bring them on yet because I’m not quite done with summer.

watcheroftheskies:

overit:

This I shall not miss.

(scout:willmccloud:we heart it)

This looks painful.

Roomorama

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:40:35 -0400

Roomorama: A service that connects people needing short term places to stay in NYC with people renting places to stay. Hopefully/probably less sketchy than craigslist, and definitely genius. (via Thrillist)

Oh Muxtape, get well soon!

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:19:12 -0400

Oh Muxtape, get well soon!

Overheard in line at the grocery store last night:

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:21:00 -0400

Dad: Ok, hand me the salad container
Little girl: No! Why!?
Dad: Because we have to pay for it now.
Little girl: But Whyyyy!
Dad: Because we live in a capitalist society!