all.growns.up

Skinny jeans: Officially over, or is the party just getting started?

I just stood in line at the grocery store behind a bonafide 80+ year old woman in some skin tight skinny jeans and ballet flats. I couldn’t decide if it was gross or amazing, but I’m currently leaning towards the latter.

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Dear Dov Charney,

This dude is gross & does not make me want to buy your clothes.

Sincerely,
HD

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I already blogged this, but I would like to add that now that I look closer I noticed the lovely lady’s cute little stomach bulge. If this same pictorial ran now they would airbrush that out and make her look emaciated. Her stomach is cute. And real. How sad.

honky-lips:

allgrownsup

Yum!

overit:

i just want to slap the butt.

Vintage GQ

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Yum!

overit:

Vintage GQ

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Le Sigh

sarahisrad:

I miss real thrift stores.

That’s crazy that you wrote that - i was JUST thinking that like 2 hours ago. Sometimes I feel like it would be worth it to find a good deal on a rental car on an off-weekend and gas her up and hit the road to some strange obscure little towns for pizza, drinks, BBQ, and a scouring of thrift stores. I once found an amazing Donkey Kong shirt in Birmingham Alabama, then a few weeks later a vintage Guinness shirt in Tulsa. I’ll never forget it. Maybe when I’m done with this cleanse I’ll fit into my tiny little Donkey Kong shirt again.

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“Ruslana Korshunova, 20, whose face has graced the cover of French Elle and Russian Vogue, apparently jumped from her ninth-floor apartment in her Water Street building in the Financial District just before 2:30 p.m.” - NY Post

How sad! :(

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It only rains on the days I don't wear my rainboots.

Conversely, there can be violent thunderstorms for 8 hours straight in the forecast and if I dare wear my bright yellow rainboots I can almost guarantee it will be sunny all day. Then I’m the asshole walking around in the tacky yellow rubber boots when it’s 90 degrees and sunny. There is no winning.

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Snack Attack sunglasses embellished with HOT DOGS! I’ll take one in every color, please.

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Observation

sarahisrad:

Uniqlo really sucks.
Boooooring!

But if you can get past the generic polo shirts ala JCrew 1995 and the wannabe quirky graphic tees ala 2005, the jeans are amazing! and cheap! and they have free same-day tailoring!

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