Posts tagged with this shit is bananas
Ask yourself: Have you been rubbing enough sugar on your teeth?
I’m sure you’ve been ingesting sugar through your mouth, but just in case you haven’t actually been rubbing it directly onto your teeth, the bodega at the corner of 5th Ave and 5th St in Brooklyn caries the convenient Travel Sized Candy Toothbrush. I just wanted everyone to know. In case you were concerned about your lack of tooth decay or something.
I think they should opt for the Crips, that other gang sounds kinda lame.
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A denver neighborhood’s foreclosures since early 2006.
I owned a house in Denver which was also foreclosed on in 2006. Closer to downtown though, too bad this map doesn’t show foreclosures in my old neighborhood. I think it’s funny that I was starving and barely able to survive in Denver, but am flourishing in NYC which is supposedly “so hard to survive” in (or so everyone says).
One time I gave my keys to a neighbor to feed my cat while I was out of town. I ended up having a family emergency and unexpectedly returned home a day early to find my cutest undies and a porno mag spread out across my bed.
